So today was the Marketing Mac & Cheese Cook-Off!
Our department has cook-offs from time to time, the last one being a chili cook-off. (I made corn bread.) When I received an email notifying the department of this weeks' cook-off I was instantly horrified. Mac & Cheese? Nothing but Mac & Cheese? What am I supposed to eat? I hate cheese! I felt mildly insulted when I read this and only felt a little bit better to see the "Sorry Monika" at the bottom of the email at least acknowledging that someone remembered that I hated cheese.
Wait? You hate cheese??
Okay, for anyone who might not know that I hate cheese, yes, I hate cheese! Let's now answer all of the common questions that must be racing through your head.
You: How can you hate cheese? Are you lactose intolerant?
Me: No, I just hate cheese. I hate the taste and smell of it. It tastes terrible to me.
You: I don't know anyone who doesn't like cheese. Do you hate all kinds of cheese? What about cream cheese? Or cheesecake?
Me: Yes, I hate all cheeses. I even hate things that remind me of cheese like sour cream and mayonnaise. I do like cheese chips and crackers though like Cheeze-Its!
You: That's not real cheese.
Me: I know, that's probably why I don't mind it.
You: Maybe you haven't tried enough kinds of cheese. Are you sure you hate cheese?
Me: Yes, my mom used to force feed me all kinds of cheese as a kid. I've always hated cheese.
You: So what about pizza?
Me: I scrape the cheese off and just eat the crust.
You: Ewww.
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You: (If you are female) I wish I didn't like cheese, I'd lose so much weight!
Me: Well, I like a lot of other things. It all evens out.
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Back to the contest... so I was looking around for "the" winning Mac & Cheese recipe and came across a picture that one of my co-workers had posted of a Mac & Cheese recipe she had made. It looked pretty fancy (and better than my dad's recipe with tuna.. sorry dad) so I asked her for the recipe. It turned out to be Rachel Ray's Fancy Manchego Mac with Chorizo! Thanks Lori!
I made a list of ingredients and then headed to the grocery store this past Sunday. Here is what I needed:
INGREDIENTS:
- Salt and pepper
- 1 pound cavatappi (hollow corkscrew) or other short-cut pasta
- Extra-virgin olive oil (EVOO), for drizzling
- 1/2 pound raw chorizo sausage, casings discarded, chopped
- 3 tablespoons butter
- 2 shallots, chopped
- 3 to 4 cloves garlic, finely chopped
- 3 tablespoons flour
- 1/3 cup dry sherry
- 1 cup chicken broth
- 1 cup whole milk or half-and-half
- 2 cups shredded manchego cheese
- 2 cups frozen peas, thawed
- 1/4 cup chopped jarred pimiento peppers
- 1/2 cup coarsely chopped flat-leaf parsley
The list seemed doable enough. I was a bit worried that I couldn't find the Manchego cheese at my local grocery store, but figured worst case I'd be able to find it at Whole Food's extensive (and smelly) gourmet cheese counter. Well .... little did I know I was about to have trouble finding just about everything!
Here were my problems:
- corkscrew pasta - what does that mean? Fusilli or Rotini? I spent about 5 minutes trying to decide what "corkscrew" meant since it wasn't a type that the noodles were actually labeled by.
- chorizo - pork or beef? I didn't realize there were two kinds! I ended up getting the pork since it "only" had 21g of fat per serving versus 30g. OMG!!
- shallots - what is a shallot? Was that a green onion? Or were those scallions? Or were scallions something else? I ended up googling a picture on my blackberry and realized they were in fact *not* green onions, but small brown bulbous onions.
- sherry - sherry is a liquor right? Then why couldn't I find it over by the wine? I called my dad and he didn't answer and ended up texting my boss who is a great chef. He directed me over to the vinegar aisle where if found it.
- whole milk or half & half - Hmm... wait. I can choose? Should I pick whole milk since it has less fat? Or does that not even matter at this point after all the cheese and chorizo? Would it not taste as good with milk? Hmm.. Oh who cares. I'm getting milk. I don't want cream around.
- manchego cheese - okay, I can read labels. This should be easy to look for. And wow! My local Ralph's chain grocery store had it! But wait, the recipe called for 2 cups of shredded cheese. They sold this cheese in wedges cut from a wheel. How did that equate? Luckily there was a lady nearby that I could ask. After giving me a snide look as if I was the stupidest person buying cheese in the whole world, she told me two blocks should be good. Um, each block was $8! I couldn't believe i was about to buy $16 of cheese. Hmph!
Manchego Cheese - Spanish Sheep Cheese- El baaaa!
- frozen peas - are you serious? Veto!
- pimentos - what is a pimento? I know they're in olives but do they sell them alone? I went over to the olive section to look for them. Nope. No pimentos. Then I thought maybe "pimento" was a name for a different vegetable like red pepper? Nope. I finally found them by the jarred pesto over by the pasta sauce. Whew!
- parsley - that's easy right? Wrong! There were three choices! At this point I was mentally exhausted so I just chose the cheapest one. Who likes parsley anyways?
Mac & Cheese Ingredients!
(Brought to you by the letter R for Ralph's!)
(Brought to you by the letter R for Ralph's!)
So come last night it was time to whip all of these ingredients together into a winning Mac & Cheese! According to Rachel Ray this would take 15 minutes of prep and 15 minutes to cook. Um yeah, OKAY. It took me about 2 1/2 hours from start to finish! I was sweating too! Grating cheese is hard!
Ingredients Prepped and Ready to Go!
Pork Chorizo "Crisping"
Shallots & Garlic "Tenderizing"
The Cheese Sauce!
Noodles & Sauce United
And um, someone should have warned a cheese hater that wheels of cheese are dipped in wax and you should cut the edges off before grating the cheese. It wasn't until I started grating a piece of label that I realized I should probably pick out the brown pieces of "toasted" cheese edges... aka WAX! If this was the Iron Chef, the secret ingredient would have been .... WAX!! Oh well, at least it's not toxic. Right? So I make my Mac & Cheese and also make "Virgin" Mac & Cheese, aka Pasta Salad. At least this way I'll have some thing to eat too!
The next day at work (today) the Mac & Cheese dishes start rolling in! There were six of us total who were entering the contest. There was discussion earlier in the week as to how we'd keep the dishes warm, and my boss had come up with the great idea of warming them up on the BBQ out back. Yep, we have a BBQ pit and tables out back in our parking lot. Very California, I love it!
Susan Warming Up the Entries
After the dishes were warm they were laid out in the main conference room with the other dishes that people made. They were labeled A-F and everyone was given a ballot. It was pretty funny to see people fill up their plates with "wedges" of Mac & Cheese with the letters A-F written around the edge of the plate. Everyone finished their plates, raved about how good they all were, and then cast their vote.
Contestant C: Penne, Gruyere, Black Forest Ham
Contestant E: Fusilli, Manchego, Chorizo
(Pick me! Pick me!)
Contestant F: Elbow Mac, Pepper Jack, Red Peppers & Onions
And the winner is........?
First Place: Entry C
Second Place: Entry D
Third Place: Entry B
It wasn't me. :o( I didn't even come in with the top three. :o( I was entry "E" for EXCELLENT! I did win an Honorable Mention for "Spiciest Mac & Cheese" though for my addition of chorizo. Oh well, I'm not too disappointed I didn't win. I've never cooked Mac & Cheese before nor could I even taste the recipe as I was making it. (yuck!) The winning recipe was made by Susan! Our department admin assistant and - wait a minute! The organizer of the contest! This contest was rigged! I should have known! jk As it turns out the best Mac & Cheese must be made with Gruyere cheese. The top two dishes which almost tied had that in it. 

Susan (Organizer & Winner of the Cook-Off) & Me
After everyone had eaten about two plates of Mac & Cheese (ewww) it was time for desert. Our HR Manager had made Carrot Cake! Mmmm!! I love carrot cake! But wait, this wasn't any old carrot cake. This recipe had FOUR STICKS OF BUTTER. What?? How do you even get four sticks of butter into such a tiny 10" cake? I passed on that grass and decided to go have a peach instead. I kind of wish I had tasted it but was too horrified by what I heard was inside.
Overall the contest today was fun. I entered with the hopes of winning the contest so I could gloat that the department cheese hater won the Mac & Cheese competition! But alas, someone who had never cooked cheese did not prepare the best cheese date. Amazing isn't it? :o) Oh well, next time!






